Don’t ask me why I like you because honestly, you’ll be hearing an endless story of why I like you. But in all honesty, I don’t know why I like you, like there’s no one reason why I like you. There’s multiple reasons, but just not one. I can’t explain my logic because even I can’t decipher why. So if I say I like you, just believe it because I don’t know why i like you. But there’s one thing I am certain of, it’s most definitely because you make me happy.

All things truly wicked start from innocence.

veritykindle:

legodildo:

janeturenne:

humancastiel:

tonysboypussy:

blueisacolour:

WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO POST SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE!??!??

hahah wow brb straddling a fencepost

My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.

Because you know what.

You know what.

After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.

And who

and who

would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?

They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.

Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.

He’s had them since he was a little boy.

That little boy right there.

Oh god… oh god no dear god

so many feels oh gosh

phil baby why

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lasting-airbender:

lol @ the fools who muzzled Appa this time

this is…whoa O_O

russian-404:

Alright. So my friend and I were discussing the god tier eyes post when she mentioned wanting to classify a whole shitload of characters from different fandoms by their god tiers. 

This is what we got: 

Hinata: Maid of Breath

Sebastian: Prince of Void

Sasuke: Knight of Rage

Gaara: Mage of Blood

Our history teacher xD: Seer of Light 

Yeah… We were bored :p

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sarahthompson03:

That still confuses the fuck out of me.